“All of our social problems arise out of doing the wrong thing righter. The more efficient you are at doing the wrong thing, the wronger you become. It is much better to do the right thing wronger than the wrong thing righter!  If you do the right thing wrong and correct it, you get better.”

— Russell L. Ackoff

“I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.”
―Notorious Mandalorian bounty hunter, assassin, and mercenary, Jango Fett

“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.”
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
-Frank Zappa

“The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.”
- Marcus Aurelius

“What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.”
- Mark Twain

“Brevity is the soul of wit.”
- Shakespeare, HAMLET

“Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.”
- Martin Luther King Jr.

“But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.” - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1782

“Where men can’t live, gods fare no better.” - Cormac McCarthy, THE ROAD

“All weapons are defensive and all spare parts are non-lethal.” - Samuel Cummings

“Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss.” - Omar, THE WIRE

“Dare to be honest and fear no labor.” —Robert Burns

“It is my contention that most people are not mugged every day, that most people in this world do not encounter violence every day. I think we prepare people for violence, and I think just as importantly we prepare people for the definition of being gentle.”
—Bob Keeshanm, aka Captain Kangaroo

“A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.”
—Humphrey Bogart

“A great many people think of me as Moses parting the Red Sea but if the 20th Century ever had a real Moses who led his people to the promised land that man, of course, would be Dr. King.” - Charlton Heston