The Homebrewed Triathlete

11-year old boy uses epic pee to destroy $36K worth of school-owned Apple MacBooks. http://ow.ly/aPxH1

Fullerton (#CA) police beat homeless man to death when he wouldn’t give his name. 2 to stand trial. http://ow.ly/aPxu0

USS ThomasHudner named for naval hero who purposefully crashed his plane to rescue downed wingman. http://ow.ly/aNv2L

Alabama to consider legalizing homebrewing again; Alabama only 33 years behind the rest of America on this issue. http://ow.ly/aO3cU

Pakistan sport “stone lifting” aka “#Watee” or “#Gutti” in decline. How long till yuppies in America are doing this? http://ow.ly/aMqjM

A pretty awesome letter the BeastieBoys’ MCA once wrote the @NYTimes. http://ow.ly/aMtvx

@ShepardSmith demonstrates deadpan use of the phrase “and creepy” can be hilarious. @ErikKain http://ow.ly/aMiCB

BeastieBoys’ MCA’s Best Lyrics (with videos). It is impossible for me to describe how awesome this is. http://ow.ly/aMrzb

USSCole bomber killed in US drone strike in Yemen. CDR @KirkLippold must be pleased. @adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow http://ow.ly/aMhWs

Things that make me feel old. Rapper MCA dies of cancer. http://ow.ly/aIqh2

Have you ever had your capabilities smacked down? What about insulted by a dead guy? Not like JoeBiden has!!! http://ow.ly/aIqeP

Eating grits…from my company cafeteria…in Ohio. While they may be making grits, they are not selling grits.

Busting myths around brewing lambic. @MadFermentation http://ow.ly/aDqL4

Coach O’Connor wins his 400th! Hoos Defeat the Rams! @TheUVAFool @UVABaseball @UVABaseball1 http://ow.ly/axgCe

DukeSucks, the book. I don’t feel much compulsion to read it, but its existence gladdens me tremendously. http://ow.ly/axEI3